I submitted this as an opinion editorial to the paper

on 10/5/24

I pledge my allegiance to evil. 

Im going ten over in a thirty. Laughing like a madman. With this new intelligence of these grand storms due to crash straight into my hometown. Five feet water walls. Storm Surge. Shortages in all walks. 

Fat people running around, finding out what will be next in line to eat. 

I laugh because it all hasn’t been great for me. That these terrible women who won’t share coffee with me or smoke cigarettes after five, will finally get what they deserve. 

Hopefully this hurricane’s eye will stare the truth out of them, for they repent for being so indecent to the world, and to me. 

I hope the wind rips heads clean off, destroying whatever meaningless object they hold closely.